The Shop That Lets You Rent Happiness

“This is the one.” The universe assures me from behind the counter.

“But I thought you said the last one was the one.” I reply.

“No.” Says the universe. “I sold you that one so you would know that this, this is the one.”

“Is there another one?” I ask the universe.

“I can’t tell you.” They reply. “It’d ruin the surprise.”

(Source: iwrotethisforyou.me, via inapaperbag)